Edition · April 13, 2023

The Daily Fuckup — April 13, 2023

2 verified reports published on April 13, 2023.

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Closing take

By April 13, the Trump legal strategy looked less like defense than performance art: deny, shout, attack the referee, repeat. The problem was that the paper trail, the transcripts, and the court filings were piling up while the slogans were getting louder and less useful. That’s not just bad optics. It’s how you end up handing your opponents the receipts they want.

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Trump’s April 13 fraud deposition was blunt, defensive and very on brand

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Donald Trump’s April 13, 2023 deposition in New York’s civil fraud case put his own words into the record as part of the attorney general’s lawsuit over alleged misstatements about Trump Organization assets. In the transcript, he told lawyers to drop the case, defended his business record and repeated familiar boasts about his success and presidency.

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Bragg’s office swatted down Trump’s bid to muzzle Michael Cohen

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

Manhattan prosecutors pushed back hard on Trump’s attempt to keep Michael Cohen from testifying in the hush-money case, saying Trump’s lawyers were trying to block a witness based on little more than their assumption that they wouldn’t like what he says. The filing was another sign that Trump’s defense in the criminal case was headed toward a familiar place: aggressive motions, theatrical objections, and a lot of noise that may not change the underlying facts.

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