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Edition · April 24, 2023

The Daily Fuckup: April 24, 2023

Trump headed into trial week with the Carroll case staring him down, while his own lawyers kept trying to shrink the blast radius and failing to do it.

April 24 brought the kind of pretrial-day horror show Trump has turned into a personal brand: a looming civil rape trial, fresh reminders of his past comments about women, and a court that had already signaled it was done indulging his delay tactics. The fallout was not just legal. It was a reputational gut punch that kept the Carroll allegations front and center as Trump tried to sell himself to voters as the aggrieved, untouchable strongman.

Closing take

This was one of those days where the calendar itself did the damage. Trump did not need a new scandal to look radioactive; the trial docket supplied one. The bigger problem is that his usual playbook — delay, deny, attack, repeat — was already running into a judge who would not play along.

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Trump heads into Carroll trial with the worst kind of timing

Trial dayloom Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

The E. Jean Carroll civil trial was set to begin the next day, and the date landed like a brick through Trump’s campaign window. The case was poised to put rape and defamation allegations back on the front page while he was already juggling criminal exposure elsewhere. His effort to delay the proceeding had already been rejected, and the judge’s refusal to indulge more stalling made the whole thing look like a legal trap he helped build.

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