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Edition · July 25, 2023
The Daily Fuckup — July 25, 2023
2 verified reports published on July 25, 2023.
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Closing take
The throughline is familiar: delay, deny, complain, repeat — and hope the calendar or the courts do the rest. On July 25, 2023, that strategy looked less like legal genius than a high-priced improv act with the stage lights turned on.
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