Edition · October 24, 2023
The Daily Fuckup — October 24, 2023
1 verified report published on October 24, 2023.
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Closing take
Trump spent the day trying to turn a fraud trial into a character contest. Cohen instead turned it into a bookkeeping trial, which is a lot less glamorous and a lot more dangerous for a guy whose whole brand is that he’s the best businessman in the room.
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Story
Cohen blows it up
Confidence 4/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
Michael Cohen testified that Donald Trump directed him to inflate asset values to hit “whatever number” Trump wanted, putting the former president at the center of the fraud case in a way that is hard to spin away.
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