Edition · December 11, 2023

The Daily Fuckup: December 11, 2023

Trump spent the day trying to look defiant and mostly succeeded in looking cornered. The biggest damage was self-inflicted: in New York, he bailed on a promised second turn on the witness stand in the civil fraud trial just as the case was closing in on his business empire.

December 11, 2023 was a classic Trump-world day: lots of bluster, not much control. The clearest screwup was his reversal in the New York civil fraud trial, where he backed away from testifying again after his team had told the court he would appear. That move did not make the case disappear; it just underscored how much the fraud trial was hanging over him and his companies. The broader political damage was more atmospheric than immediate, but the pattern was the same: Trump trying to dominate the news cycle while the legal facts kept dragging him back to earth.

Closing take

The day’s story was not that Trump found a new argument. It was that he kept running into the same wall: courts, filings, and witnesses are harder to bully than rally crowds. On December 11, the wall won.

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5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.

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Trump Says He Won’t Testify Again in New York Fraud Trial

★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5 Noticeable stumble

Donald Trump said on Dec. 10, 2023 that he would not testify again in his New York civil fraud trial on Dec. 11, after earlier saying he would return to the witness stand. The trial continued, with testimony ending Dec. 13 and closing arguments later set for Jan. 11, 2024.

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