Edition · December 22, 2023

The Daily Fuckup — December 22, 2023

2 verified reports published on December 22, 2023.

This edition is the complete daily record. Reports remain separate so readers can see each claim, source set, correction, and update without one article being mislabeled as the entire edition.

Closing take

The throughline here is simple: Trump keeps treating legal jeopardy like campaign content, but the calendar keeps moving anyway. Every delay buys him oxygen, sure; it also buys prosecutors, judges, and voters more time to watch the mess unfold.

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Colorado’s Ballot Fight Kept Trump’s Insurrection Story Burning

★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5 Five-alarm fuckup

Trump’s removal from the Colorado primary ballot remained the week’s most explosive political wound, and by December 22 the ruling was still generating legal and political aftershocks. The broader screwup was not just the decision itself, but the fact that Trump had handed opponents a fresh constitutional fight that could travel all the way to the Supreme Court and keep Jan. 6 at the center of the 2024 race.

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Supreme Court Refuses to Shortcut Trump’s Immunity Gamble

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

The Supreme Court declined to immediately take up special counsel Jack Smith’s request to fast-track a ruling on whether Donald Trump can be prosecuted for trying to overturn the 2020 election. The practical result was a win for Trump’s delay strategy, but also a reminder that the case is still moving toward a judgment he does not want, on a timeline that may no longer fit his preferred campaign clock.

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