Edition · January 2, 2024

Trump’s New Year Hangover

The first workday of 2024 opened with Trump still stuck in the legal and political churn he spent all of 2023 trying to outrun, and the day offered little evidence that the calendar had changed his luck.

January 2, 2024 was not a clean reset for Donald Trump. The Colorado and Maine ballot fights were still barreling forward, the Supreme Court was already set to hear the Colorado case, and the broader 2020-election accountability machinery kept tightening around him. That left Trump starting the year with the same familiar problem: every path he took to the 2024 nomination seemed to run through a legal mess he helped create.

Closing take

The big Trump-world pattern on this date was simple: the campaign wanted a momentum story, but the news cycle kept serving up legal exposure, ballot uncertainty, and reminders that 2020 is still doing political damage. That is not a great way to launch a presidential year.

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January 6 is still haunting Trump’s campaign

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The first week of 2024 did not let Trump escape the Jan. 6 fallout. The legal and procedural machinery built around his effort to overturn the 2020 election was still moving, and that meant his campaign began the year under a cloud of unresolved institutional scrutiny.

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The Supreme Court is about to judge Trump’s election fate

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The court schedule itself was a warning sign for Trump: his effort to reverse the Colorado ballot ruling was now on the nation’s highest court’s docket. That meant the year was beginning with Trump not as a triumphant frontrunner but as the defendant in a constitutional test about whether his conduct around January 6 disqualifies him from office.

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Ballot fights keep Trump in a legal noose

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Trump entered the first workday of 2024 still trapped in the fight over whether he should even appear on Republican primary ballots in key states. The Colorado case was already headed to the Supreme Court, and Maine’s top election official had moved to exclude him as well. It was a self-inflicted political headache dressed up as constitutional drama.

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