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Bond scramble
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
Trump secured a $91.6 million bond to stay the E. Jean Carroll judgment while he appeals, but the move only reinforced how much his political life is being governed by legal and financial triage.
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Ballot lifeline
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
Trump got a unanimous Supreme Court ruling restoring him to primary ballots, ending the 14th Amendment disqualification drive. It was a real win, but it also highlighted that the main thing saving him was a legal technicality, not a clean political exoneration.
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