Edition · May 7, 2024

The Daily Fuckup: Trump’s Trial Circus Keeps Expanding

On May 7, 2024, Trump got the kind of day that looks great for delay, and terrible for everything else: Stormy Daniels took the stand in Manhattan, while the Florida classified-documents case slid deeper into the fog.

May 7 delivered a two-track disaster for Donald Trump. In New York, Stormy Daniels testified in the hush-money trial and forced the campaign back into the sex-scandal swamp it has spent years trying to outrun. In Florida, the classified-documents case lost its May trial date, giving Trump another procedural win but also underscoring how much legal chaos now surrounds his bid for the White House.

Closing take

The net effect is ugly for Trump even when the docket bends in his favor: every delay buys him time, but every delay also reminds voters that the guy asking for a second term is still living inside a stack of criminal cases and tabloid-grade embarrassment. The comeback machine keeps running; it just keeps running over itself.

Ranked by how bad the fuckup was

5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.