Edition · May 12, 2024

The Daily Fuckup — May 12, 2024

2 verified reports published on May 12, 2024.

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Closing take

The day’s throughline was simple: Trump aides and allies kept reaching for spectacle to drown out evidence, and the evidence was getting louder. The criminal case was tightening, the messaging was defensive, and the whole operation looked built around pretending the facts were bad luck instead of a structural problem.

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Trump’s Jersey Shore Rally Couldn’t Cover the Sound of the Trial

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Trump tried to turn a beach rally into a show of force on the eve of Michael Cohen’s testimony, but the timing made the stunt look defensive rather than dominant. The day underscored how the campaign was forced into constant distraction mode as the hush-money case moved toward its most damaging witness.

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