Edition · December 29, 2024

The Daily Fuckup — December 29, 2024

2 verified reports published on December 29, 2024.

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Closing take

By the end of the day, Trump-world was still trying to sell a clean triumph where the file folder looked anything but clean. The damage was not just legal; it was reputational, because every “total victory” claim came with a stack of caveats, pending filings, and institutional pushback attached. In other words: same circus, different day.

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Trump’s Legal Team Kept Pushing Dismissal While Calling It a Mandate

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

Trump’s lawyers were still pressing to wipe out the hush money conviction by arguing that anything short of dismissal would damage the presidency, a move that turned a state criminal case into a referendum on Trump’s preferred definition of power. The argument may have played well inside the bunker, but it also highlighted how aggressively Trump wanted personal legal jeopardy converted into institutional entitlement.

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