Edition · January 9, 2025
The Daily Fuckup — January 9, 2025
2 verified reports published on January 9, 2025.
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Closing take
For Trump, the day’s most important number was still zero: zero jail time, zero real accountability on the horizon, zero evidence that the legal calendar was going to respect his preferred campaign schedule. For his enemies, the lesson was uglier: even when they have him cornered, they keep fumbling the paperwork, the timing, or the institutional trust required to finish the job. That is not justice. It is just more Trump-era procedural sludge.
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Ranked by how bad the fuckup was
5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.
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Courtroom faceplant
Confidence 5/5
★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5
Five-alarm fuckup
Trump’s emergency bid to stop his New York sentencing collapsed, leaving him to face a felony judgment just days before taking office. It was a blunt reminder that even a friendly-leaning Supreme Court will not always save him from ordinary criminal process.
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Georgia mess
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
Fani Willis asked Georgia’s highest court to revive her role in the Trump election case after an appeals court removed her. The move keeps the prosecution alive, but it also keeps alive the embarrassing spectacle of a case hobbled by the prosecutor’s own ethics mess.
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