Edition · January 9, 2025

The Daily Fuckup — January 9, 2025

2 verified reports published on January 9, 2025.

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Closing take

For Trump, the day’s most important number was still zero: zero jail time, zero real accountability on the horizon, zero evidence that the legal calendar was going to respect his preferred campaign schedule. For his enemies, the lesson was uglier: even when they have him cornered, they keep fumbling the paperwork, the timing, or the institutional trust required to finish the job. That is not justice. It is just more Trump-era procedural sludge.

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Supreme Court Slams Shut Trump’s Last-Second Sentencing Stall

★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5 Five-alarm fuckup

Trump’s emergency bid to stop his New York sentencing collapsed, leaving him to face a felony judgment just days before taking office. It was a blunt reminder that even a friendly-leaning Supreme Court will not always save him from ordinary criminal process.

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