Edition · March 24, 2025
The Daily Fuckup — March 24, 2025
Trump’s team spent the day turning a deportation fight into a constitutional brawl, while DOGE’s chaos kept leaking into court-ordered scrutiny of federal systems.
March 24 was less a news cycle than a warning label. The Trump administration dug in on deportations under the Alien Enemies Act, invoked state secrets to stonewall a federal judge, and kept feeding the story that it thinks legal limits are optional when the policy prize is big enough. Meanwhile, the DOGE experiment kept generating judicial suspicion over access to sensitive government data and the chain of command behind it. The throughline was the same: when the administration gets boxed in, it reaches for more power, more secrecy, and more contempt for the people trying to check it.
Closing take
The day’s biggest Trump-world screwups all came from the same basic instinct: if the law gets in the way, treat the law like the obstacle, not the boundary. That’s a quick way to win the cable-news argument and a slower way to lose in court, in Congress, and with anyone who still expects the federal government to behave like a federal government.
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State secrets dodge
Confidence 5/5
★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5
Five-alarm fuckup
On March 24, 2025, the Trump administration told Judge James Boasberg it would invoke the state secrets privilege and not provide more detail about Venezuelan deportation flights. The judge was already pressing for timing information to determine whether the government had violated his March 15 order.
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Courtroom escalation
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
The Trump administration told a federal judge on March 24 that it would not provide additional information in the case over Venezuelan deportation flights, citing the state secrets privilege. The dispute centers on whether officials complied with an earlier order from U.S. District Judge James Boasberg.
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Treasury access mess
Confidence 4/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
A March 24 court filing showed Treasury still had to explain who inside DOGE had access to payment systems, what vetting they had received, and what authority let them be there in the first place. That is not exactly the kind of paperwork you want attached to the people poking around the federal checkbook.
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