Edition · August 11, 2025

The Daily Fuckup — August 11, 2025

1 verified report published on August 11, 2025.

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Closing take

Trump wanted a made-for-TV crackdown. What he got was a constitutional fight, a factual mess, and a reminder that when he reaches for the biggest hammer in the room, he usually also breaks the furniture.

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Trump’s D.C. police takeover starts with a facts problem and ends with a power grab

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Trump’s announcement that he was taking over Washington’s police force and calling up 800 National Guard troops immediately ran into the city’s own crime data, which showed violent crime had fallen from its post-pandemic peak and kept sinking in 2025. Mayor Muriel Bowser called the move unsettling, the top D.C. prosecutor called it unlawful, and the administration’s rhetoric about a public safety emergency sounded more dramatic than supported.

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