Edition · May 10, 2026
The Daily Fuckup — May 10, 2026
6 verified reports published on May 10, 2026.
This edition is the complete daily record. Reports remain separate so readers can see each claim, source set, correction, and update without one article being mislabeled as the entire edition.
Closing take
This is not the kind of week that inspires confidence if your governing theory is that force plus slogans counts as policy. The courts are still doing the annoying little thing called reading the law, and local governments are still finding ways to resist federal overreach when Trump tries to turn immigration or trade into a one-man stress test. The result is a familiar one: broad claims, narrower reality, and a pile of litigation where a functioning policy would usually be.
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Tariff ruling
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
A federal trade court ruled on May 7 that the Section 122 tariffs were unlawful and issued a permanent injunction for Washington, Burlap and Barrel, and Basic Fun, while dismissing the remaining state plaintiffs’ claims without prejudice for lack of standing.
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Revenge politics
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
James Comey was indicted on April 28, 2026, in North Carolina over a May 15, 2025 Instagram post officials say depicted “86 47” and formed the basis of two federal counts.
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Court limits
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
A federal appeals court on May 6 and a Washington judge on May 7 issued separate rulings that narrowed the government’s position in two immigration cases, each on the facts and orders before the court.
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Federalism fight
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
On May 4, the Justice Department asked a federal court to block Minnesota’s climate-deception case, arguing the state is using consumer-law claims to intrude on federal authority over greenhouse-gas regulation.
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Revenge politics, framed as interpretation rather than fact
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
A federal grand jury indicted James Comey on April 28, 2026, on two counts tied to an Instagram post prosecutors say was a threat against President Donald Trump. The retaliation charge is political interpretation, not something established in the indictment.
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Federalism fight
Confidence 4/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
The Justice Department’s May 8 lawsuit against New Mexico and Albuquerque turns a state-law and city-ordinance fight into a fresh federalism brawl over immigration enforcement, detention, and local control.
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