Edition · May 13, 2026
Trump’s May 13 screwups, in stereo
A DOJ fight over Jeff Clark and a fresh Trump-name scam case show the administration still turning grievance into governance, while the White House keeps pumping out self-serving law-and-order copy.
May 13 delivered two Trump-world reminders that the line between “fighting back” and making a mess is still blurry on purpose. One story is the Justice Department’s complaint against D.C. bar authorities over Jeffrey Clark’s discipline case, a move that drags the administration deeper into its own weaponization narrative. The other is a new federal scam case involving “Trump Bucks,” which is bad for the brand in exactly the way Trump never wants bad news: it makes his name look like bait.
Closing take
The day’s common thread is simple: Trump-world keeps trying to convert legal conflict into political proof of victimhood and strength. Sometimes that works. Sometimes it just adds more smoke to a room already full of it.
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High-profile indictment tied to Trump threat allegations
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
A federal grand jury indicted former FBI Director James Comey on April 28, 2026, over allegations tied to a May 15, 2025 Instagram post showing “86 47.” The Justice Department says the post could be read as a threat against President Donald Trump; Comey is presumed innocent.
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China spectacle
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
The White House is trying to sell the Beijing trip as momentum, but the real test is whether it gets more than pageantry and a narrow trade nod.
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Bar fight
Confidence 4/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
The Justice Department filed a complaint on May 13 challenging the D.C. bar’s handling of Jeffrey Clark’s discipline case and explicitly framed it as a fight against the “weaponization” of legal process. The move gives Trump another chance to cast oversight of his allies as persecution, but it also invites a fresh round of criticism that the government is using power to relitigate old loyalty fights.
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Pharma chaos
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
The White House’s drug push combines a section 232 tariff proclamation, voluntary MFN pricing deals and onshoring incentives, with the details deciding who gets hit and who gets relief.
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Old routine
Confidence 4/5
★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5
Noticeable stumble
Trump’s May 12 White House gaggle was another reminder that he prefers the fast, improvised answer to the careful one. The moment itself was ordinary; the pattern is not. He keeps turning brief press encounters into high-noise events that invite follow-up questions and cleanup from everyone else.
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Press theater
Confidence 2/5
★☆☆☆☆Fuckup rating 1/5
Minor self-own
A White House gaggle is not supposed to be a crisis, and this one wasn’t. But it was still a clean example of how Trump prefers the unscripted hit over the disciplined answer, leaving the cleanup to aides and the noise to everyone else.
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