Edition · August 3, 2026

The Daily Fuckup — August 3, 2026

2 verified reports published on August 3, 2026.

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Trump files rehearing petition after Supreme Court denies Carroll appeal

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

Trump filed a rehearing petition on July 8, 2026, after the Supreme Court denied certiorari on June 29. The filing asks the justices to revisit that denial in light of a presidential-immunity argument tied to the Carroll litigation.

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