May 25, 2026 12:13 AM
Border panic
★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5
Trump tried to frame the border as a bigger crisis than inflation in a holiday-week statement, then promised he could fix inflation “very quickly” if handed power again. The message was classic Trump: blend a real economic concern with a border alarm, inflate the danger, and present himself as the only adult in the room. But the statement’s own rhetoric undercut its credibility, because it offered no actual plan, just another round of anti-immigrant and anti-Biden grievance. The result was more familiar than fresh: Trump elevated a problem by shouting about it, while offering little beyond slogans.
May 25, 2026 12:09 AM
Jan. 6 records
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
A D.C. Circuit panel heard oral argument on Nov. 30, 2021, in Donald Trump’s bid to stop the release of presidential records held by the National Archives and sought by the House Jan. 6 committee. The case turned on whether a former president could still press executive privilege after President Biden declined to do so. The court did not decide the matter that day.
May 24, 2026 12:12 AM
Georgia’s 2020 presidential result was checked multiple times and the paper trail never moved.
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Georgia’s 2020 presidential vote was first reaffirmed in a Nov. 19 statewide audit, then recertified on Dec. 7 after recounts, and later reinforced by a Dec. 29 signature audit. A 2023 fake-elector fight did not alter the underlying result.
May 24, 2026 12:11 AM
January 6 fallout
★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5
The January 6 investigation was still tightening around Trump-world on December 5, 2021, and every new document, public statement, and legal move made the former president look more exposed. What had once been sold as a political squabble was increasingly behaving like a serious accountability problem.
May 24, 2026 12:10 AM
Jan. 6 legal grind
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
As of Dec. 6, 2021, Jan. 6 prosecutions were still producing arrests and pleas, while the House select committee was already advancing its own inquiry.
May 24, 2026 12:08 AM
January 6 pressure
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
The House Jan. 6 investigation was no longer just collecting records by early December 2021. The committee was moving into enforcement, with contempt proceedings against Mark Meadows and related fights over whether former Trump aides would comply with subpoenas and interviews.
May 23, 2026 12:18 AM
Subpoena fight
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Mark Meadows sued the House Jan. 6 committee on Dec. 9, 2021 after stopping cooperation two days earlier, while the panel moved toward a contempt recommendation over his subpoena. The day also brought a separate appeals-court ruling in Donald Trump’s White House records fight, which was not Meadows’ case.
May 23, 2026 12:16 AM
Defiance spiral
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
By Dec. 9, 2021, Steve Bannon’s refusal to cooperate with the House Jan. 6 committee remained a legal and political problem for Donald Trump’s allies, keeping attention on the subpoena fight and the contempt case that followed.
May 22, 2026 12:12 AM
Privilege claim and contempt referral
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
The House voted on Dec. 14, 2021, to hold Mark Meadows in criminal contempt after the Jan. 6 committee recommended the move the day before and Meadows said he would not fully comply while asserting executive privilege.
May 22, 2026 12:11 AM
Text-message bomb
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
The House Jan. 6 committee disclosed Meadows text messages during its Dec. 14 contempt action, including urgent pleas for Trump to tell people at the Capitol to leave and other messages tied to the broader election fight. The texts did not settle causation, but they added to the record connecting Meadows to the crisis and to the pressure campaign around it.
May 22, 2026 12:10 AM
Legal rot
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
The House select committee voted on Dec. 1, 2021, to recommend contempt charges against Jeffrey Clark, and the full House voted on Dec. 14. Dec. 16 was the date his postponed deposition was due — not another contempt milestone.
May 21, 2026 12:16 AM
Business cloud
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
A Sept. 24, 2021 court order in New York required the Trump Organization to comply with subpoenas in the attorney general’s civil probe, keeping pressure on the company’s records and finances as related litigation continued.
May 21, 2026 12:14 AM
Legal trap
★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5
On Dec. 19, 2021, Donald Trump was still facing the New York attorney general’s investigation into the Trump Organization’s finances and was preparing to file a federal lawsuit the following day to try to stop it. The dispute centered on allegations under review by investigators, not findings that had already been proved in court.
May 20, 2026 12:09 AM
Election pressure paper trail
★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5
Jeffrey Clark circulated a Dec. 28, 2020 draft DOJ letter to Georgia officials that would have urged a special legislative session to review alleged election irregularities. The letter was never sent, and DOJ leadership rejected it.
May 20, 2026 12:09 AM
Jan. 6 fallout
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
The Supreme Court docket shows Trump filed his petition and emergency application on Dec. 23, 2021. A supplemental brief followed on Dec. 29, and opposition filings arrived on Dec. 30.
May 19, 2026 12:22 AM
Year-end Jan. 6 probe status
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
The House Jan. 6 select committee closed out 2021 with two contempt fights already in the record: Jeffrey Clark in early December and Mark Meadows two weeks later. The date on the page was Dec. 30, but the substantive action was earlier in the month, as investigators pushed witnesses to comply and built a record around efforts to challenge the 2020 election. For Trump’s allies, the problem was no longer just political embarrassment; it was the possibility that refusal to cooperate would turn into enforceable legal exposure.
May 19, 2026 12:21 AM
Lawsuit collapse
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
By the end of 2021, the post-election litigation effort built around fraud claims had been rejected in court again and again. Judges dismissed cases for basic defects like standing, jurisdiction and lack of evidence, and in some instances imposed sanctions or other penalties on lawyers who pressed the claims.
May 19, 2026 12:20 AM
Year-end ethics and liability review
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
A year-end look at the Trump Organization’s legal and ethics problems: New York’s attorney general was still pressing subpoena compliance, and an outside watchdog had asked federal suspension officials to act.
May 19, 2026 12:19 AM
DOJ pressure after the 2020 election
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
House Oversight Democrats released documents on June 15, 2021, showing Trump and allies pushed Justice Department officials in late December 2020 and early January 2021 to advance election-fraud claims the department had already rejected.
May 19, 2026 12:19 AM
Election lie drag
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
The first day of 2022 did not wipe away the 2020 election falsehoods. Those claims were already rejected by officials and courts, and later hearings and reporting would lay out how Trump and allies kept pushing them, including pressure on the Justice Department.
May 19, 2026 12:18 AM
Trump pulls a planned Jan. 6 appearance days before the anniversary
★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5
Donald Trump canceled a Jan. 6, 2022 press conference at Mar-a-Lago on Jan. 4, saying he would instead raise the same issues at a Jan. 15 rally in Arizona.
May 18, 2026 12:15 AM
Jan. 6 lie
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Ahead of the first anniversary of the Capitol attack, Donald Trump again called jailed Jan. 6 defendants “hostages” and repeated his false claims about the 2020 election.
May 18, 2026 12:11 AM
Jan. 6 grift
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
On the first anniversary of Jan. 6, Trump kept pushing election-fraud claims and making the riot’s politics part of his fundraising machine. The move kept his base fired up, but it also kept dragging the attack back into the center of Republican politics.
May 18, 2026 12:11 AM
Anniversary deflection
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
On the first anniversary of the Capitol attack, President Biden said Jan. 6, 2021, was an assault on democracy and the peaceful transfer of power. Donald Trump responded by calling Biden’s remarks a distraction and criticizing him instead.