Edition · March 25, 2024

The Daily Fuckup — March 25, 2024

2 verified reports published on March 25, 2024.

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Closing take

The through-line is the same one that has been following Trump for years: whenever he tries to treat consequences like a branding problem, the consequences usually win. March 25 was less a breakthrough than a reminder that the campaign was still trapped inside his own legal and messaging baggage.

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Trump’s abortion line was still wobbling on March 25

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

By March 25, 2024, Donald Trump was already saying abortion laws should be decided by the states, but he was still avoiding specifics on any national cutoff. That left his message politically useful to allies and politically muddy to everyone else.

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