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Security theater
Confidence 5/5
★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5
Five-alarm fuckup
A federal grand jury on July 9 indicted eight men in a case tied to the June 14 UFC Freedom 250 event at the White House, according to the Justice Department. Prosecutors say the charges include conspiracy to provide material support to terrorists and conspiracy to commit murder on federal government territory and to murder a federal official.
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Chemical carveout
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
The White House said July 13 that listed stationary sources in Annex I will get a two-year extension on certain HON Rule compliance deadlines under Clean Air Act section 112(i)(4).
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Land grab
Confidence 4/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
On July 13, 2026, Trump signed proclamations reducing Bears Ears and Grand Staircase-Escalante, setting up a new fight over public lands, tribal sovereignty, and presidential power.
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Tariff escalation
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
On July 9, 2026, the White House ordered negotiations under Section 232 over commercial aircraft, jet engines, and aircraft parts. The proclamation did not impose immediate tariffs, but it left the president room to act later if talks fail or prove ineffective.
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Memo governance
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
Two National Security Presidential Memoranda issued in June 2026 direct agencies on artificial intelligence in the national security enterprise and cybersecurity for national security systems.
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Tariff whiplash
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
After the Supreme Court rejected the IEEPA tariff theory on Feb. 20, 2026, the administration turned to Section 122 and imposed a temporary 10% import surcharge effective Feb. 24. The measure runs through July 24, 2026 unless Congress extends it or the president suspends, modifies, or terminates it earlier.
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Courtroom energy
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
On June 2, 2026, the Ninth Circuit affirmed dismissal of Lighthiser v. Trump after finding the plaintiffs lacked standing. The ruling did not decide whether the underlying energy orders were lawful. The White House’s June 2026 memoranda show the administration is still trying to push the broader energy agenda through executive action.
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Deadline drag
Confidence 5/5
★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5
Noticeable stumble
As of July 13, the Supreme Court had not acted on Trump’s request for a further extension to seek review in his CNN case, leaving the deadline fight unresolved.
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Deadline watch
Confidence 5/5
★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5
Noticeable stumble
Trump filed a further extension request in his CNN-related Supreme Court case on July 1, and as of July 13 the docket shows no order on that request. Justice Thomas had already granted one extension, moving the cert deadline to July 15.
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Pending ruling
Confidence 5/5
★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5
Noticeable stumble
The docket confirms Trump asked for more time, but not that he got it. The uncertainty itself is the point, because the Court still hasn’t said whether he gets the extra runway he wants.
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Procedural delay
Confidence 5/5
★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5
Noticeable stumble
Trump filed a July 1 application asking the Supreme Court to extend the deadline for a petition for certiorari in his CNN case from July 15 to August 14. No order granting the request had appeared on the Court’s docket as of July 13, 2026.
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Holiday pageantry
Confidence 5/5
★☆☆☆☆Fuckup rating 1/5
Minor self-own
The White House issued a July 3 proclamation designating July 4, 2026, as the 250th anniversary of the adoption of the Declaration of Independence and calling for observance of the day with ceremony.
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