Edition · August 13, 2026

The Daily Fuckup — August 13, 2026

16 verified reports published on August 13, 2026.

This edition is the complete daily record. Reports remain separate so readers can see each claim, source set, correction, and update without one article being mislabeled as the entire edition.

Closing take

It is somehow still possible to fit corruption, chaos, pseudoscience, and institutional rot into a single news day. The through line is simple: when government gets treated like a monetized side hustle or a loyalty test, the damage lands everywhere else.

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Justice Department keeps its SNAP-data crusade in court

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

The Justice Department’s lawsuits against multiple states over SNAP data remain a live, high-stakes fight over privacy, federal power, and benefits administration. The concrete event is the ongoing federal court push to force states to hand over applicant records, which guarantees more conflict over how far Washington can go to police the safety net.

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IRS workers ask a judge to block Trump’s tax-audit immunity deal

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

A union representing Treasury and IRS employees asked a federal judge to stop a sweeping deal that would shield Trump, his family, and the Trump Organization from certain tax scrutiny. The lawsuit says the agreement would force career staff to choose between obeying a political command and doing their jobs, which is not a great sign for the rule of law or basic embarrassment management.

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Court keeps the union fight alive, and the administration keeps taking the hit

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

A federal appeals court ruling on August 12 extended the legal mess around the administration’s attempt to strip or narrow collective bargaining rights in parts of the federal workforce. The government had argued the restrictions were necessary for national security, but the court’s refusal to hand over an immediate win means the policy remains stuck in litigation purgatory.

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Labor Department keeps hauling employers into the penalty box

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

The Labor Department’s enforcement docket kept growing on August 12, with a fresh wave of actions showing that wage theft and safety violations are still getting handled the old-fashioned way: with citations, settlements, and somebody’s accountant having a very bad day.

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Supreme Court docket keeps Trump-related election fights alive

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

The Supreme Court docket continued to reflect the administration’s unresolved election and power fights, keeping pressure on a series of disputes that could reshape how much unilateral authority a president can claim over voting rules. This is less a single flashpoint than a reminder that the legal war is still very much on.

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EEOC backs off its subpoena fight with Nike

★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5 Noticeable stumble

The EEOC is dropping a subpoena enforcement action against Nike after the company turned over documents in a DEI investigation. It is a procedural retreat, but it also shows how aggressively the agency has been wielding civil-rights machinery in service of the Trump-era anti-DEI crusade.

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Justice’s immigration court system opens another pressure valve

★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5 Noticeable stumble

EOIR posted an amicus invitation due Thursday, a small but real sign that the immigration system is still chewing through constitutional questions at high speed. It is not a scandal by itself, but it is a live procedural move in a court system already under severe strain.

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